mooseandhorse adventures
Common name: mooseandhorse
Scientific name: Alces-Equus darwinius
Alternate names: 驼鹿 (tuo2lu4, Chinese), That thing you’re carrying – What is that?
IUCN Status: unknown. Further research required.
Habitat and Distribution: Canada, southern Russia and Asia, thus far. The distribution patterns and activity range vary per annum as this rare specie migrates frequently, and is difficult to track.
Calling: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooose (roughly meaning, “yay!”) in a low deep drag tone, but more of a squeak due to the small stature.
Information: Highly versatile and aloof, the mooseandhorse are a symbiotic pairing of the strangest of foes. One sits on this, the other eats on that;
one is 6 inches high, the other is 12 times taller;
one says the other is a tumour, the other says its brown wart…
boy what a mess.
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